So I leave my doctor’s office just to find my damn right front tire completely flat……..like rim sitting on the ground flat.
I go to be all kick-ass woman and change it myself and the damn lug-nuts wont budge…….so I had to call AAA. (Oh and just for the record, it took the guy a good couple minutes on each to get them off too…..so I wasnt that big of a weenie!)
Well turns to find out my alignment was way off and it was causing both my front tires to grind down.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH TODD AND LISA FOR YOUR DEATH DITCH!!!!
So I drive to Tire Kingdom with my little donut on (while everyone is honking and swearing at me for driving so slow……….sigh)
When they got my poor little Neon up in the lift, all my tires were worn down and were about to explode. So I had to get all four replaced……I nice little 550 chunk taken outta my side.
oh and the nice little cherry on my shit sunday was that I had to miss my night class durring finals and such.
The optomistic side of all if this is…….none of this happened on I-75
and I am a nice enough person not to sue the fucking pants off of Todd and Lisa heheheheheheh
THE END
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Ok so I had written this whole blog and the mother fucking computer froze just went back and I deleted it on accident……
It was all quirky and funny…..full of all my usual antics….took a whole 20 mintues to write too.
but you know what,
Fuck you school computer with your no “Porn” rules.
Fuck you school computer with the blocked access to my favorite animal on animal action.
Fuck you school computer I am going to sit here and “drink” my drink……I might even get a little on the keyboard too.
Fuck you school computer with the really smelly fat kid sitting next to me looking up the trillionth website on the stupid new “never seen before” just released Batman movie trailer thats only for the hardcore fans named Bill.
Fuck you school computer, while I am told to be quite……Barbie candyass is yappin on her cell phone about why her grades are so low and her skirt is so high.
Fuck you school computer for not being able to talk to my super awesome AOL, YAHOO, and MSN friends with all the LOLs, BFFs and TTYLs!
oh and not being able to use profainty?? pssh again I say
FUCK YOU SCHOOL COMPUTER
I sit with an open page.
Deciding what kind of sentiment I can use;
To best describe my inexplicable moment
It sets a; stillness
Not just anyone can break.
Whether to accept a warrior pause of notion;
Or to fall into the sleep of disease
So human were the chances, so lightly taken
Just to beg a moral sip of contentment
Keep dancing to be reconciliated
The opportunity, will soon be forgotten
Curl up when you have become what’s true
Make sure to be seen when you cross over
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O.k. I was driving home from work last night and I saw the craziest thing EVER! I was stopped at a red light and right next to me, in-front of this resturant……. Two female little people (midgets for those non P.C. people out there) fighting in their little people ways!! What was even better is that they were dressed up very whorarific! I mean complete in little people shortie shorts and little people lacey tops….going off on each other screaming in their little people voices!! I almost pee’d myself……from disblief. Then this normie came out of the resturant and tried to break up the fight. No lie he put his palms on both of the girls, like a bully would do in the school yard. So there they were, held out by arms length, little t-rex arms flailing with the guy towering over them. I had to blink a couple times and pinch myself to see if this was all real. Then like a geyser……… my laughter erupted. My life for a fucking camera at this moment…….I am a damn photographer and I didn’t have my CAMERA!!! I will tell you this though……it will forever be imbedded in my brain for years to come. Oh and I know some people will think I am horrible for laughing……good for you guys! You are a better samaritan than I..
