January 22, 2008

VEGAS

Filed under: travel — Veronika @ 7:59 pm

Thats right boys! My ass is off to Vegas again next week for some other porn convention. I can’t get enough of the traveling. I get to go to awesome fucking events and meet awesome fucking people and get into lots of awesome fucking trouble. And the places to eat are just to die for. LOL- last time we ended up getting ragingly drunk at some Sushi place at one of the hotels.. I forget which ones but GOD the sushi was sooooo good. Couldnt eat enough of the spicey salmon.

And of course I had some hot fucking sex too! What? Did you think I wouldnt? lol

January 19, 2008

Really Great Sex

Filed under: Sex — Veronika @ 7:08 pm

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I had the most amazing sex last night. I mean not only was this guys cock the perfect cock he knew how to use it! Just the way he slide inside of my hot wet pussy was enough to make me melt. It felt so good… sliding against my clit… grinding into my pussy. Making me so fucking wet. And then he started with the hair pulling and the choking and I just got drenched… I swear I was so fucking wet that my juices were dripping down my legs and then he went balls to the wall for my g-spot. Digging up into me… trying to climb inside me. Deep inside me. God I’m getting all wet again just thinking about it. YUMMY

January 14, 2008

A lame survey!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Veronika @ 6:58 pm

1. What kind of cereal is in your cabinet?
caramel flavored

2. What kind of milk do you drink?
soy… MILK IS EVIL!

3. What is your TV on right now?
shark tale


4. What is the next project you need to do at your house?
demolish it


5. What kind of computer is in your house?
sony

6. What kind of soap do you use?
organic baby wash


7. What is the last thing you ran out of at your house?
pineapple

8. What is the last thing you cooked on your stove?
spaghetti and meatballs

9. What drinks could you offer to a visitor at your house right now?
beer, water, juice, rum…

10. What kind of ice cream is in your freezer?
soy


11. What kind of chips are in your cabinet?
tortilla

12. What is in the bottom drawer of your fridge?
tortillas and veggie cheese

13. What kind of shampoo do you use?
loreal proffessional (no it’s not the shit you get at walmart it costs a freaking fortune…)

14. Are there any musical instruments in your house?
tambarine, shakers, keyboard, fake guitars, and i’m sure there is more somewhere lost in caydens room
15. What do you like best about your house?

Its big

January 11, 2008

BAD DAY GRRRRRR

Filed under: Random thoughts — Veronika @ 7:41 pm

Dude, seriously.I have been having the worse week, like ever.

1. The United States Post Office accidently deletes me from their system and they dont have any record of me or my address change . So I havent been getting my mail for the past three-four weeks. The only reply they have is…..oops.

2. I recieved a speeding ticked in July coming back to Fort Lauderdale from my parent’s house in Lee County. Well I paid the stupid thing along with my certificate that I took a traffice course on-line (thats a whole other mind blowing I want to hit myself in the face with a tac-hammer story.) Well I just got a letter in the mail…..which is almost 4 weeks old mind you…….saying that my license is revoked and that I have to go to court, blah blah because I didn’t pay the ticket. Well, um Lee County cashed my damn check (within the time frame) along with the traffic course thing. I have receipts and copies, so now I might have to go to court with HillbillyLeeCounty.

3. I also got a letter in the mail saying I recieved a nice little parking ticked from Fort Lauderdale from GOD knows when……which was also 4 weeks late getting to me………so that was a nice last little shit filled, wrapped up tightly going away present for moi.

5. I have to go bring my car in today because my “awesome” moon-roof is broken…. Its still under warrenty……so help me god if it wasnt…… I would’ve opened a vengence on anyone in that dealership that was so horrible and unholy it would’ve made Ghengis Kahn blush.

soooo, yeah. anyone want to trade their luck with me?? Come on, just for week…a day?? Two friggin hours??

I really want to know what its like to not have kharma take a dump in my cheerios for once………

Oh and for those of you that want to say to me “oh Veronika….it could be so much worse…..blah blah.”

Save it

you damn tree huggin hippies

January 5, 2008

Small Medium Large

Filed under: Random thoughts — Veronika @ 7:43 pm

So I was late for a shoot today (big surprise) and I didn’t have time to make coffee. So I totally swallowed my I HATE CORPORATIONS pride and stopped in my local WhoreBucks. (Starbucks for the less “with it” people) So I go up to the counter and I order a large ice coffee. They cashier flips out on me!! “We dont have larges here…….I’m like “what do you mean?? are you out of cups??” he goes on about how Starbucks has names for their sizes and the history…..which I already knew, because I worked for their blood-sucking company and hated every minute of it!

When I am caffine deprived I tend to get a little snippy.

“Are you kidding me??” and I go off on some tangent about how everything is measured by small, medium, large it would be complete anarchy if people went around wearing Venti shirts and Grande hats!!!

He rolls his eyes at me and yells at the barista (oooooo, another fancy name for Starbucks to have….it means coffee bitch) “yeah, she is having a VENTI Ice Coffee!” Fuckers

To me it will always be Small; Medium; Large.

No matter how you look at it, dress it up, or sell it……………..S;M;L!!!!!

January 1, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEARS FUCKERS!!!

Filed under: Holidays — Veronika @ 8:26 pm

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HERES TO A BRAND NEW COCKSUCKING NEW YEARS!! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!