I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in American courts. And be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense.
They should have ACLU lawyers who can help intimidate Americans who serve on the juries!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. Diversity makes us all feel better, and it is more efficient to live around and work with people who cannot understand you. It even makes us safer if the bus driver cannot read English traffic signs.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is good, but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It furthers better relations with foreign terrorists.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE. And if any part of my health care must be paid for, then just increase the national debt some more and my grandchildren will gladly pay for my “free” health care.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus additional rights Americans do not have.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe corporations should pay higher taxes! I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murderers and rapists ALWAYS deserve another chance, and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because that if we immediately pull out of Iraq the terrorists would THEN like us.

I’m votin Democ..krat becuse I wus edukated at a publick skool. I beleeve the guvernmint kin do a bedder job at edukashun and shood not allow parunts to have skool votchers to make a choyce four thare kids.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long it’s not someone expressing a conservative message. Then you shout them down till they leave the campus.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT, I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants, and clean coal technology.

Why are you voting Democrat?”

NO, I did not check these numbers for there legitimacy but this is still freaking hilarious and just made my day.

If only it really were this easy…
Thanks Corine!!!!
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Dear Red States:

We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss. We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America’s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,

Blue States

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Welcome Friends and Fans

This site is dedicated to Gaylord Maynard as It has been one year today since he passed away. Therefore we have created this Web site in honor of the GREAT TALENTED Actor and horseman and WONDERFUL FATHER that he stood for and will forever be in our hearts. We felt that by launching this site on the anniversary of his departure it would be a gift not only to him, but to You his many Friends and Fans who loved him so. He is gone… but never forgotten in the hearts and minds of “ALL” who loved him. Cherish the memories of your loved ones because as long as the people we love live on in our hearts so shall they live.

We love and miss you Dad!

Sincerely,
Gaylord’s Family
October 6, 2008

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So I’ll be LA all month and went out with a good friend of mine. He is pretty well known in the LA music scene and because of that he is approached by everyone, including musicians when we are out…so anyways, last night while we were at the show he was talking to this extremely good looking man who looked familiar but I couldn’t put my finger on it…anyways the guy kept asking myself and my friend if we were just friends, and clearly acting interested in me…we had small talk but then my friend and I had to leave. I wanted to somehow show him I was interested but I didn’t know how, so I just left. Now I can’t help but regret not saying or doing anything! I figured out who he is but Im sooo not about to message his band page.

I hate this! Thoughts? I’ll be LA all month!

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OH MY HELL! drama left and right…its everywhere you look..its either drama with family or drama with friends…no matter what you do..its going to catch up with u whether u are sitting at home watching t.v. or out with your friends. You can be totally minding your business and …BAM!…u you get put in a fight for looking at someone the wrong way or making a comment that was not meant to be a mean comment but because people have tampons shoved up too far they take it in a different manner than what it should be taken as.

AHH make it stop..

cant we all just get along!